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What do elves use to stop the spread of germs?

Hand Santa-tizer.

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1. What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws while the complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

2. I've already put 3 reams of paper in my printer, but it still keeps coming up with an alert that says; "I just can't get enough!"

Nevermind, it was just in Depeche Mode.

3. I went to a Mexican restaurant and ordered twelve enchiladas.

But instead, the waiter brought me one footilada.

4. Do you know how to get a mouse to smile?

Say cheese!

5. You are on a horse riding full gallop. Next to you is a giraffe at full gallop, and behind you is a lion on your tail. What do you do?

Get off the carousel……

6. My daughter hurt herself while playing peek-a-boo!

So I took her to the ICU.

7. NFL Commissioner denies officials favor Chiefs

Goodell said he understood how fans could feel that way because of their passion for the game, but called it a “ridiculous theory.” “A lot of those theories are things that happen on social media and they get a new life,” Goodell said. Goodell was immediately flagged and penalized 15 yards for roughing Patrick Mahomes

8. Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat, she got traded to the Lakers.

9. yo mama so ugly when my daughter Carol saw her, she had nightmares for weeks

10. Yo Mama So Clumsey

When She Joined Reddit, She Crashed It.

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